Shedding Light on Salami

December 7, 2006

Here’s Jonathan Ross’ poem, one of just a few runners-up in a limerick contest to “elucide the scientific study The Relationship of Illumination to the Color and Acceptability of Fermented Sausage:

Some salamis exposed to a spectrum
Of light make us want to reject ‘em
For their discolored look
Makes them often mistook
For the product of somebody’s rectum

To read the winner you’ll need to follow the link and click-through to the entry provided therein. Go ahead… you know you want to.

Tags: Humor, poetry